CopperyMarrow15

My Birthday Present to Astroneer (astro poetry) πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

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I've made 3Β poemsΒ songs with the words replaced about Astroneer...

Here they are in order since I made them:

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1.

Sing to the tune of Home on the Range:

Don't give me a base
where those plants spike your face
and green gases roam all through the air
with those sticky tongue plants
that alter my stance.
The exploders, I don't really care.

Oh, Arid will bring
those nasty ball things
that come ev'ry once in a while.
Yet, Terran is peace
and I never shall cease
to think of this planet and smile.

Exotic's just gross.
To the cliffs, I come close
If I fall, green gas spills ev'rywhere.
Fall on a white and red
and you're pretty much dead
lest you run far away from their lair.

There's Radiated
For the storms, I waited
in the comfort of my mountain home.
Oh, I do really wish
my trek, I'll finish
without falling in one of these holes!

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2.

Sing to the tune of Deck the Halls:

Welcome to the planet Atrox:
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
filled with spherical glowing rocks,
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
many biomes, deadly flora,
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)Β 
just as hot as the Sonora.
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

very few surface resources,
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
need a Buggy, can't use horses
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Use a rover for the chambers.
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Go with friends and not with strangers.
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

caves with soil that's hard and bumpy
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
in a hole and you'll be grumpy
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
daggeroots, big hissbine towers
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Stay away from big red flowers.
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Bring a Large Shuttle and land it.
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Take the gases like a bandit.
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Build a base and prevent dying.
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
All the purps, don't bother trying.
(fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

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3.

Sing to the tune of Deep in the Heart of Texas:

There's laterite
in good plain sight
deep in the heart of Sylva!
The gassing plants
leave you in a trance
deep in the heart of Sylva!
Ol' daggeroots
and big mushrooms
deep in the heart of Sylva!
A huge red cave
where I can pave
deep in the heart of Sylva!
Brown, red, and green:
That's what's been seen
deep in the heart of Sylva!
Come have some fun
with your Drill Mod 1
deep in the heart of Sylva!
A Quartz or 2:
Oh, that should do
deep in the heart of Sylva!
The purple core
is what they're for
deep in the heart of Sylva!

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Happy third birthday Astroneer!Β  Β I think I'll give Astroneer a little present every one of it's birthdays...

Anybody like it?

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